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Whimsical light poems about sports and games by one of America's top sports commentators.
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  • 14 October 2014
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Bill Littlefield plays games even as he writes about them, or talks about them on his nationally syndicated NPR radio program, Only a Game. He unabashedly versifies not for profit, or a championship cup, but for fun. He makes no bones about it: these verses are doggerel. From mumblety-peg to the Olympics, from the bedrooms of aspiring nine-year-olds to the boardrooms of sports executives, his imagination and playfulness illuminate the rings, rinks, fields, and frustrations of sports and games.

What Racers Do

Racers race. That's what they do,
And they are fast, and noisy, too.
(Of quiet they are quite bereft,
Driving fast and turning left.)

Through headphones, as they speed along,
They hear instructions like a song
Screeching in the treble clef:
"Keep driving fast and turning left!"

Precisely where it had begun,
The race will end. It will be won,
For someone opposite of last
Kept turning left and driving fast.

"What is it about rhyme? Whatever it is, we fall in love with it (if ever) early in life: as soon as we learn to talk, or probably sooner. The same can be said about love for sports. By bringing together these two forms of attachment, the clever Littlefield reminds us that poetry and sports, at a level deeper than their different kinds of grandiosity, both have roots in childhood pleasures."—Former Poet Laureate Robert Pinsky

While we confidently expect children to delight in them, we offer them for adults. Take Me Out takes us out to the ball game, to the chess match, to the squash court, in rain and shine.



BILL LITTLEFIELD is the host of NPR and WBUR's sports show, Only a Game,which is syndicated to some 200 public radio stations around the country. The author of several books on sports, two novels and two collections of his radio and magazine commentaries, he is writer-in-residence at Currey College, where he teaches one course each semester. A graduate of Yale University and the Harvard Graduate School of Education, Littlefield began broadcasting sports commentary on WBUR (Boston) in 1984.

STEPHEN COREN is a graphic designer, artist, web developer and video producer who lives in the Boston area.
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Price: $12.00
Pages: 96
Publisher: Zephyr Press
Imprint: Zephyr Press
Publication Date: 14 October 2014
Trim Size: 8.00 X 5.00 in
ISBN: 9781938890093
Format: Paperback
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BILL LITTLEFIELD is the host of NPR and WBUR's sports show, "Only a Game," which is syndicated to some 200 public radio stations around the country. The author of several books on sports, two novels and two collections of his radio and magazine commentaries, he is writer-in-residence at Currey College, where he teaches one course each semester. A graduate of Yale University and the Harvard Graduate School of Education, Littlefield began broadcasting sports commentary on WBUR (Boston) in 1984.

STEPHEN COREN is a graphic designer, artist, web developer and video producer who lives in the Boston area.
PUBLISHER’S COIN TOSS

I

GAME DAY
PLANE VIEW
THE VOCABULARY OF SPORTS
IMAGINING A GAME
THEY MIGHT NOT BE GIANTS
"BEST OF” SHOW
ON APPRECIATION
ON BEING A FAN
THE NATURAL
TO BE A BALL
FAIR PLAY
AN OWNER OWNS

II

ZIPPY CHIPPY: A HORSE COMPLETE
RACING DAYS
SWIMMING
SWIMMING . . . SORT OF
RHYMING GOLF
GOLF HERO
LIL
CROQUET MADNESS
A TIME TO RUN
WHAT RACERS DO
LACROSSE
ROLLER DERBY
DERBY ROLLING
WHACK IT
POLO
NO POLE VAULTING FOR ME
BOWLING
RISKY GAMES
CHESS IN THE KITCHEN

III

FOOTBALL FOR EVERYONE?
THE THANKSGIVING DAY GAME
SUPER BOWL
I DO NOT LOVE THEE

IV

WILLIE MAYS
A SHORT POEM DEDICATED TO THE CELEBRATION OF AN AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING DURING WHICH THE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM REPRESENTING THE CITIES OF ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS MANAGED TO SECURE TWO VICTORIES

OUT AT THE BALL GAME
THE DISAPPEARING FAN
ANIMAL PLAYERS
BASEBALL CARDS

V

MOM, I'M GOING TO BE A STAR
SEVEN-YEAR OLD SOCCER PLAYER
KICKING A ROCK
A SHORT REFUTATION OF THE ANCIENT WISDOM THAT PARENTS HAVE PASSED ALONG TO THOSE OF THEIR CHILDREN WHOM THEY CAUGHT PLAYING A GAME THAT REQUIRED COMPETITORS TO USE VARIOUS PARTS OF THEIR BODIES TO CAUSE A JACKKNIFE TO STICK INTO THE GROUND

MARBLES AND BARBELLS
POGO STICKING

VI

ALL STARS
WHY IT’S EASIER TO BE A SPORTSWRITER THAN AN ATHLETE

INDEX